Taze.us – This is my ex-gf Janessa. I just broke up with her on Halloween because I caught her trying to hook up with a fuckin dork dressed as a pumpkin. She’s pretty hot but the good news is I have naked pics on the way. Please taze the shit out of this dumb cunt in the meantime -haggler900
BUDDY: You broke up with her?? You poor soul…I guess your costume as an ugly dip shit on Halloween didn’t quite beat the dork pumpkin.
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Hey hey don’t taze the guy until he posts those naked pics
Yeah she has rad eyes and fake smokes but shes fat.. Pilate’s bitch !
I am dressing up as a Pumpkin for sure next year!!
hey next time maybe you should be more concerned with ur sexy ass half naked girlfriend then beer bonging shit with ur friends…next year instead of dress up as an unused douche bag try getting a pen costume she seems to like those in her mouth…fuck that rust taze will get TK together and go as the pumpkin patch!!