Dear Team Taze, Tiz the season for playoff baseball and i found myself youtubing baseball fights and i came across this. It’s pretty funny.

ROLAID: Leave the poor drunk guy alone. Save the tazer for the dbag Yankee fans. Okland PD is the worst.

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Tazer – this is a girl from USC that loves to roleplay before getting the heat layed with my caveman club. she ended up spreading chlamdiya over half the campus and needs to get tazed. -gotrojans

BUDDY:  Seeing as her box is covered by a trashcan lid I can already assume that it looks like Oscar The Grouch.

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Taze.us – my friend dave tried flipping over a firepit.  Huge burns on his face and loss of vision. i think this is a huge self-taze. way to blow it thinking you are cool. -davefriend

BUDDY: Anyone with short short jort’s deserve to have their faces melted off.

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Taze – it seems you guys are fans of fat pigs. This is jake from providence and he’s a fat fucking slob. taze his rolls. -rhii

BUDDY: By the look’s of his triple chin chops on his glass I would think that he’s mistaken his beer with a krispy kreme donut.

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WOULD YOU RATHER:  Have a stupid ass horse face or a really fat pig nose your whole life?

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Taze.Us – Girl’s that bulk up work out look like men. Agree / disagree? -redlineee

BUDDY: They look like reptiles with turtle shell stomachs and twats that hiss like gila monsters.

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Taaaaze u , angelica is a dumb bitch who loves to smoke crack and do stupid shit. check out this snap we took of her dumb ass playing an accordion in a washing machine.

BUDDY: Let her know Charmin still won’t be able to take the stink out of her twat.

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Dear TAZERS, let me introduce you to danny the emo cow. please taze him. – dannyneighbor

BUDDY: This kid would be worshipped in India.

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Dear tazeus, This is Dani & Michelle. These 2 whores entered a hot dog eating contest and quickly became the cities fastest rising weiner stuffing stars. Please taze. -helterskelter

BUDDY: Now we just need a contest to stuff hot dog’s in their other weiner hole and can call it the double penetration playoffs.

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Dear taze, this is maryanne from BYU. She can pound down beers and walk a straighter line than all of us but once she orders a bucket of KFC her fat ass is out like a tranquilized rhinocerous. taze. -rm

BUDDY: Last time I saw a fat ass knocked out like that was when I saw Butterbean take two hits to the jaw.

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