Dear Taze – This is Janessa and she goes to San Diego State. She is part of a club called the “SD Sloos” which are girls that are all about slutting themselves out. Please taze her and her stinky ass. -mudbutt3

BUDDY: I believe this picture was taken after the SDSU Annual Rodeo where all the whores drop their drawers with assless chaps. Yaaaahooooooo

6 people like this post.

Like 

Dear Taze.Us – Kimbo slice sucks and got his ass kicked in the Ultimate Fighter. He has no ground game whatsoever and will absolutely get demolished if he ever stepped foot into the UFC. Not to mention, he look’s like a hairy fat tootsie roll. Pls taze. -morganish9

BUDDY: When he got choked out on Ultimate Fighter it looked like someone had Aunt Jemima’s box in a headlock.

1 people like this post.

Like 

Taze.us – This fat bitch Janine went to the pumpkin patch last week to let a Moose drink her starbucks. Look how pissed she is that she doesn’t get to gain 400 more calories on her fat face. -tazeitup

BUDDY: Looks like the pumpkin patch has 2 Moose to me. Tell this bitch to keep it light on the Krispy Kremes.

ROLAID: Looks like Moose and AK.

3 people like this post.

Like 

Taze.Us – This is Miranda my drum instrcutor. She worked on tour with Travis Barker and used to fuck him behind his wifes back. she is a huge whore and strictly whores herself out to C List celebrities. Taze. -xdarkwingx

BUDDY: I want to ask her if I can beat on her bongos.

0 people like this post.

Like 

Taze.us, is this picture real? If it is, please let me get some appreciation tazes. -delahosay

BUDDY: Can a horse shit upside down?

1 people like this post.

Like 

TOMORROW NIGHT @ Club Unis located at 4190 Mission Blvd #271, Pacific Beach, California 92109

We would like to drink with our 1500+ fans and supporters after just being released for 2 weeks. The Taze Us launch party starts October 24th at 5PM at Club Unis. We will have DJ Notroseious spinning songs throughout the night. Not only that, UFC 104 will be on all big screens early in the evening and it’s $1 YOU CALL ITS UNTIL 2AM!!!

Be there at Club Unis October 24th. Taze Us has been officially released!

2 people like this post.

Like 

waterfan from FirstCuts on Vimeo.

Team Taze, I wanted to post this Just in case anyone missed the game last night. I thought the policy with networks was to not show people interfering with the game? Props to FOX!

0 people like this post.

Like 

Dear Team Taze, It has been brought to my attention that this loud mouth ass hole has been popin off at the mouth all over face book. I see this rich dude at all the finest restaurants in Newport Beach with his smokin hot babe. I think he is overdue for a good hearty taze.

ELECTRONIC LEP : Hey Fat Pablo Escobar, keep it light on the krispy kreme’s cuz  your third chin is showin.

3 people like this post.

Like 

Taze.us – I found an ecological area off the coast of Florida where a herd of blue whales are migrating for an ample food supply. Taze !!!

BUDDY: If you bang all of them it would equal a full 10.

1 people like this post.

Like