My Drum Instructor

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Taze.Us – This is Miranda my drum instrcutor. She worked on tour with Travis Barker and used to fuck him behind his wifes back. she is a huge whore and strictly whores herself out to C List celebrities. Taze. -xdarkwingx

BUDDY: I want to ask her if I can beat on her bongos.

Horseman!

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Taze.us, is this picture real? If it is, please let me get some appreciation tazes. -delahosay

BUDDY: Can a horse shit upside down?

LAUNCH PARTY @ UNIS

TOMORROW NIGHT @ Club Unis located at 4190 Mission Blvd #271, Pacific Beach, California 92109

We would like to drink with our 1500+ fans and supporters after just being released for 2 weeks. The Taze Us launch party starts October 24th at 5PM at Club Unis. We will have DJ Notroseious spinning songs throughout the night. Not only that, UFC 104 will be on all big screens early in the evening and it’s $1 YOU CALL ITS UNTIL 2AM!!!

Be there at Club Unis October 24th. Taze Us has been officially released!

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Drunk Angels Fan Takes a Dip

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Team Taze, I wanted to post this Just in case anyone missed the game last night. I thought the policy with networks was to not show people interfering with the game? Props to FOX!

Newport Beach Millionaire

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Dear Team Taze, It has been brought to my attention that this loud mouth ass hole has been popin off at the mouth all over face book. I see this rich dude at all the finest restaurants in Newport Beach with his smokin hot babe. I think he is overdue for a good hearty taze.

ELECTRONIC LEP : Hey Fat Pablo Escobar, keep it light on the krispy kreme’s cuz  your third chin is showin.

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Fatulous Five

93 Five 2s If You Bang Them All it Equals one Full 10

Taze.us – I found an ecological area off the coast of Florida where a herd of blue whales are migrating for an ample food supply. Taze !!!

BUDDY: If you bang all of them it would equal a full 10.

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Phillies Fans…

Baseball Taze Sesh

Dear Team Taze, Tiz the season for playoff baseball and i found myself youtubing baseball fights and i came across this. It’s pretty funny.

ROLAID: Leave the poor drunk guy alone. Save the tazer for the dbag Yankee fans. Okland PD is the worst.

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RolePlaying

69 Cosplay FAIL

Tazer – this is a girl from USC that loves to roleplay before getting the heat layed with my caveman club. she ended up spreading chlamdiya over half the campus and needs to get tazed. -gotrojans

BUDDY:  Seeing as her box is covered by a trashcan lid I can already assume that it looks like Oscar The Grouch.

Oh It’s The Fiahman

85 Ouch!

Taze.us – my friend dave tried flipping over a firepit.  Huge burns on his face and loss of vision. i think this is a huge self-taze. way to blow it thinking you are cool. -davefriend

BUDDY: Anyone with short short jort’s deserve to have their faces melted off.

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