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FATSO AT HOUSE PARTY #PIGHOGSWINE

Rolaid — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 21:35:37 +0000

Hey Taze,

Congratulation on the victory in the court room! I’ve had this picture saved to my computer for a couple years and I thought the taze army would enjoy it! I missed this site!

ROLAID: thank you thank you….. is he planking ?

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Pussy So Good Make U Wanna Pass Out

Buddy Israel — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 21:26:37 +0000

Dear Taze : We found this kid passed out in the middle of a hotel lobby! Give him a solid taze

BUDDY: Looks like he ate Oprah’s pussy at the wrong time of the month.

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Taze.us is Back!!

Buddy Israel — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 21:15:47 +0000

The court has reached a verdict. Upgrade The Whole Deal LLC DBA taze.us is ordered to pay the plaintiff $0.00 Due to the lack of evidence and false information. We’re back boys!!

and I just got my bad bitch a weave!

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More Beer!!!

Buddy Israel — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 18:45:49 +0000

BUDDY: This is what I call a typical Tuesday night.

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Fat Ass On A Bike

Buddy Israel — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 00:35:11 +0000

KC Masterpiece is back boys…

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Left Hand Twatlip

Buddy Israel — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 00:19:40 +0000

Dear Taze.us, This is my GF Mandy- She is a twister chick, not only on halloween but once a month. You can only imagine the positions I get with this game. -eeeyaaa

BUDDY: Let me know when you spin on your left foot in your fat ass and my right elbow in your eye. Make the move.

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WE ARE D BAGS

Rolaid — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 18:25:46 +0000

We Are Douchebags – watch more funny videos

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Jammers –

Rolaid — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 20:04:52 +0000

Dear Taze Army, This is my old best friend J*sh My*ers. We grew up together and he decided to run off to Michigan with some dirty hooker. He left his family and friends behind to cabby some dumb cunt. Come to find out his girl friend dumped his sorry ass and now he is playing dress up with special ed girls.

Garfield: looks like a mix of gilligan, the skipper, and faggity ass professor.

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Mini A-Team

Buddy Israel — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 20:45:58 +0000

Dear Taze Us – - How can you think the alien baby won for best costume? ? I would have to say best costume goes to the MINI A Team. These little midgets ran around all night with their dicks hangin out and guns poppin. Give them a nice taze for all the ghosts out there. -midgetstripper

BUDDY: How many fried chicken wing’s does it take to satisfy a midget Mr. T?

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Pork Puller

Buddy Israel — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 20:39:57 +0000

WOULD YOU RATHER: : Bang out a butterface or a manface?

TONY STARK: Which one is which?

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