Taaaaze u , angelica is a dumb bitch who loves to smoke crack and do stupid shit. check out this snap we took of her dumb ass playing an accordion in a washing machine.

BUDDY: Let her know Charmin still won’t be able to take the stink out of her twat.

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Dear TAZERS, let me introduce you to danny the emo cow. please taze him. – dannyneighbor

BUDDY: This kid would be worshipped in India.

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Dear tazeus, This is Dani & Michelle. These 2 whores entered a hot dog eating contest and quickly became the cities fastest rising weiner stuffing stars. Please taze. -helterskelter

BUDDY: Now we just need a contest to stuff hot dog’s in their other weiner hole and can call it the double penetration playoffs.

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Dear taze, this is maryanne from BYU. She can pound down beers and walk a straighter line than all of us but once she orders a bucket of KFC her fat ass is out like a tranquilized rhinocerous. taze. -rm

BUDDY: Last time I saw a fat ass knocked out like that was when I saw Butterbean take two hits to the jaw.

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Taze.Us, this is Matty the monkey. He is an up and coming animal actor. Apparently he get’s more pussy than I do. Can I get a monkey taze? -upenn

BUDDY: Technically he is black from the waste down so I’m hoping he’s not packing more heat than you too.

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Dear Taze Army, I was on a long flight to London and I noticed this sign in the bath room. I thought it would be taze worthy.

ROLAID: If I saw this in ANY bathroom I would go out of my way to piss all over the rim.

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Taze.Us, This looks like the ever famous Steve Aoki lookalike. What is it with asians these days thinking they are trendy from the 70’s? taaze. -xodopplarox

BUDDY: I think this might be a halloween costume for “Disco Bruce Lee.” But anyway, hopefully the girl’s aren’t going back to the 70’s or we are gonna start seeing an influx of hairy bush. Nice shoes.

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Taze.Us, 8 pasty white girls and 1 cracked out Damon Wayons  make for a great taze. -jelloshooter.

BUDDY: I knowwwww whoo hasss the scarrrieeessttt hallowweeeeen costume.

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Taze.us, this is Jenny. She’s from Iowa…and she’s a whore. -rm

BUDDY: Check this cornfed hooker out, slobbin on cobs & practicin for the knobs.

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Dear Taze.us.org.net/strokes,  I was recently browsing my favorite porn websites and I came across a picture octomom’s box. I thought I would share it with the taze army.

ROLAID:  That’s what 8 kids will do to your front end / box. Solid taze… nice work.

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