Taze.us, is this picture real? If it is, please let me get some appreciation tazes. -delahosay

BUDDY: Can a horse shit upside down?

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Team Taze, I wanted to post this Just in case anyone missed the game last night. I thought the policy with networks was to not show people interfering with the game? Props to FOX!

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Dear Team Taze, It has been brought to my attention that this loud mouth ass hole has been popin off at the mouth all over face book. I see this rich dude at all the finest restaurants in Newport Beach with his smokin hot babe. I think he is overdue for a good hearty taze.

ELECTRONIC LEP : Hey Fat Pablo Escobar, keep it light on the krispy kreme’s cuz  your third chin is showin.

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Taze.us – I found an ecological area off the coast of Florida where a herd of blue whales are migrating for an ample food supply. Taze !!!

BUDDY: If you bang all of them it would equal a full 10.

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Dear Team Taze, Tiz the season for playoff baseball and i found myself youtubing baseball fights and i came across this. It’s pretty funny.

ROLAID: Leave the poor drunk guy alone. Save the tazer for the dbag Yankee fans. Okland PD is the worst.

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Tazer – this is a girl from USC that loves to roleplay before getting the heat layed with my caveman club. she ended up spreading chlamdiya over half the campus and needs to get tazed. -gotrojans

BUDDY:  Seeing as her box is covered by a trashcan lid I can already assume that it looks like Oscar The Grouch.

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Taze.us – my friend dave tried flipping over a firepit.  Huge burns on his face and loss of vision. i think this is a huge self-taze. way to blow it thinking you are cool. -davefriend

BUDDY: Anyone with short short jort’s deserve to have their faces melted off.

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Taze – it seems you guys are fans of fat pigs. This is jake from providence and he’s a fat fucking slob. taze his rolls. -rhii

BUDDY: By the look’s of his triple chin chops on his glass I would think that he’s mistaken his beer with a krispy kreme donut.

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Taze.Us – Girl’s that bulk up work out look like men. Agree / disagree? -redlineee

BUDDY: They look like reptiles with turtle shell stomachs and twats that hiss like gila monsters.

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