Posted by: Buddy Israel on October 30th, 2009 with 5 Comments
To the Tazer’s – let me introduce you to rachel, rebecca and michelle. these girls were all over shawn merrimans sack this week at a halloween party in downtown San Diego. im pretty sure one of them went home with him so LT and shawn can run some charger O on them. All in all, i should be the one getting tazed for not being able to bring them home. taze me. -mudbutt3
BUDDY: This is actually GREAT news! Shawn Merriman finally got his first sack of the season and LT finally found something he is able to run through.
Posted by: Buddy Israel on October 30th, 2009 with 5 Comments
Dear Taze.us – this is Jeff and Sandy they are turds in Baltimore that love to go out to downtown and get wasted every night. Apparently Jeff either has a big d*ck or a lot of money because this bitch is on his jock 24/7. She’s fucked 3 of my friends and now resorts to a guy that is retarded and resembles colonel sanders. they need to be tazed. -ravensfan
BUDDY: It looks like no one is wearing the pants in this relationship. Let’s see grandpa do the splits.
ROLAID: she is smoking Camel No. 9 100’s. she is grimmy as fuck! this doesn’t surprise me.
Posted by: Rolaid on October 29th, 2009 with 1 Comment
October 27, 2009
Lesnar out of UFC 106
In devastating news, Brock Lesnar was forced to withdraw from his scheduled bout with Shane Carwin at UFC 106 in November. The match will now be held at UFC 108 on Jan. 2.
Lesnar has been suffering from an illness that sounds an awful lot like H1N1, but is unconfirmed. Lesnar reportedly claimed it’s the sickest he’s been in his life and his people say he wouldn’t have near the time needed to train for a big fight.
Instead, the Forrest Griffin-Tito Ortiz rematch will be moved into that slate instead.
Tough news, but this sort of thing happens
ROLAID: Sounds like a total cop out. Lesnar knows his days are numbered in the UFC as champion.
Posted by: Buddy Israel on October 27th, 2009 with 5 Comments
Dear Taze – This is Janessa and she goes to San Diego State. She is part of a club called the “SD Sloos” which are girls that are all about slutting themselves out. Please taze her and her stinky ass. -mudbutt3
BUDDY: I believe this picture was taken after the SDSU Annual Rodeo where all the whores drop their drawers with assless chaps. Yaaaahooooooo
Posted by: Buddy Israel on October 27th, 2009 with 4 Comments
Dear Taze.Us – Kimbo slice sucks and got his ass kicked in the Ultimate Fighter. He has no ground game whatsoever and will absolutely get demolished if he ever stepped foot into the UFC. Not to mention, he look’s like a hairy fat tootsie roll. Pls taze. -morganish9
BUDDY: When he got choked out on Ultimate Fighter it looked like someone had Aunt Jemima’s box in a headlock.
Posted by: Buddy Israel on October 27th, 2009 with 3 Comments
Taze.us – This fat bitch Janine went to the pumpkin patch last week to let a Moose drink her starbucks. Look how pissed she is that she doesn’t get to gain 400 more calories on her fat face. -tazeitup
BUDDY: Looks like the pumpkin patch has 2 Moose to me. Tell this bitch to keep it light on the Krispy Kremes.
Posted by: Buddy Israel on October 24th, 2009 with 3 Comments
Taze.Us – This is Miranda my drum instrcutor. She worked on tour with Travis Barker and used to fuck him behind his wifes back. she is a huge whore and strictly whores herself out to C List celebrities. Taze. -xdarkwingx
BUDDY: I want to ask her if I can beat on her bongos.
Team Taze, I wanted to post this Just in case anyone missed the game last night. I thought the policy with networks was to not show people interfering with the game? Props to FOX!
Posted by: Buddy Israel on October 23rd, 2009 with 15 Comments
Dear Team Taze, It has been brought to my attention that this loud mouth ass hole has been popin off at the mouth all over face book. I see this rich dude at all the finest restaurants in Newport Beach with his smokin hot babe. I think he is overdue for a good hearty taze.
ELECTRONIC LEP : Hey Fat Pablo Escobar, keep it light on the krispy kreme’s cuz your third chin is showin.
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