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Left Hand Twatlip

Buddy Israel — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 00:19:40 +0000

Dear Taze.us, This is my GF Mandy- She is a twister chick, not only on halloween but once a month. You can only imagine the positions I get with this game. -eeeyaaa

BUDDY: Let me know when you spin on your left foot in your fat ass and my right elbow in your eye. Make the move.

WE ARE D BAGS

Rolaid — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 18:25:46 +0000

We Are Douchebags – watch more funny videos

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Jammers –

Rolaid — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 20:04:52 +0000

Dear Taze Army, This is my old best friend J*sh My*ers. We grew up together and he decided to run off to Michigan with some dirty hooker. He left his family and friends behind to cabby some dumb cunt. Come to find out his girl friend dumped his sorry ass and now he is playing dress up with special ed girls.

Garfield: looks like a mix of gilligan, the skipper, and faggity ass professor.

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Mini A-Team

Buddy Israel — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 20:45:58 +0000

Dear Taze Us – - How can you think the alien baby won for best costume? ? I would have to say best costume goes to the MINI A Team. These little midgets ran around all night with their dicks hangin out and guns poppin. Give them a nice taze for all the ghosts out there. -midgetstripper

BUDDY: How many fried chicken wing’s does it take to satisfy a midget Mr. T?

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Truth.

Buddy Israel — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 18:35:25 +0000

Alien Baby

Buddy Israel — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 18:14:28 +0000

To The Taze Us – Check out this halloween costume that I snapped over the weekend. What are your thoughts on this babies costume? -ghouls

BUDDY: Congratulations … Our 2009 Best Halloween Costume Award goes to “Baby Impaled By A Dick With Teeth.”

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Janessa I Hate U

Buddy Israel — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 23:52:15 +0000

Taze.us – This is my ex-gf Janessa. I just broke up with her on Halloween because I caught her trying to hook up with a fuckin dork dressed as a pumpkin. She’s pretty hot but the good news is I have naked pics on the way. Please taze the shit out of this dumb cunt in the meantime -haggler900

BUDDY: You broke up with her?? You poor soul…I guess your costume as an ugly dip shit on Halloween didn’t quite beat the dork pumpkin.

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Agg Grandma

Buddy Israel — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 23:24:10 +0000

Dear Taze – This is my Grandma MaryAnne. She obviously parties harder than all of you. This is her @ Unis.

BUDDY: With that much booze and weed I’m pretty sure she gets laid more than me as well.

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Stage 5 Blow Out

Rolaid — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 16:39:43 +0000

Today, I flew to see the women that I’ve been in love with for 3 years. We spent the day at Walmart. To buy a plunger. After I blocked up the toilet.

ROLAID: This gal has a smile from ear to ear while she unclogs your shit from her toilet. She must really love you! Keep her close.

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BEER OR CITY ?

Rolaid — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 08:52:35 +0000

DEAR TEAM TAZE, I WAS AT A SHITTY HOUSE PARTY IN NEWPORT BEACH THIS WEEKEND AND I CAME ACROSS THIS DISGUSTING CORONA TAT. DO YOU THINK HE IS TRYING TO REP HIS CITY OR THE BEER ?

ROLAID: BASED ON HIS NAUTICAL STARS AND SKIN TONE IM GUNNA HAVE TO SAY HE IS REPPIN HIS CITY.