Hey Taze,

Congratulation on the victory in the court room! I’ve had this picture saved to my computer for a couple years and I thought the taze army would enjoy it! I missed this site!

ROLAID: thank you thank you….. is he planking ?

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Dear Taze : We found this kid passed out in the middle of a hotel lobby! Give him a solid taze

BUDDY: Looks like he ate Oprah’s pussy at the wrong time of the month.

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The court has reached a verdict. Upgrade The Whole Deal LLC DBA taze.us is ordered to pay the plaintiff $0.00 Due to the lack of evidence and false information. We’re back boys!!

and I just got my bad bitch a weave!

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Dear Taze.us, This is my GF Mandy- She is a twister chick, not only on halloween but once a month. You can only imagine the positions I get with this game. -eeeyaaa

BUDDY: Let me know when you spin on your left foot in your fat ass and my right elbow in your eye. Make the move.

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Dear Taze Army, This is my old best friend J*sh My*ers. We grew up together and he decided to run off to Michigan with some dirty hooker. He left his family and friends behind to cabby some dumb cunt. Come to find out his girl friend dumped his sorry ass and now he is playing dress up with special ed girls.

Garfield: looks like a mix of gilligan, the skipper, and faggity ass professor.

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Dear Taze Us – - How can you think the alien baby won for best costume? ? I would have to say best costume goes to the MINI A Team. These little midgets ran around all night with their dicks hangin out and guns poppin. Give them a nice taze for all the ghosts out there. -midgetstripper

BUDDY: How many fried chicken wing’s does it take to satisfy a midget Mr. T?

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To The Taze Us – Check out this halloween costume that I snapped over the weekend. What are your thoughts on this babies costume? -ghouls

BUDDY: Congratulations … Our 2009 Best Halloween Costume Award goes to “Baby Impaled By A Dick With Teeth.”

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Taze.us – This is my ex-gf Janessa. I just broke up with her on Halloween because I caught her trying to hook up with a fuckin dork dressed as a pumpkin. She’s pretty hot but the good news is I have naked pics on the way. Please taze the shit out of this dumb cunt in the meantime  -haggler900

BUDDY: You broke up with her?? You poor soul…I guess your costume as an ugly dip shit on Halloween didn’t quite beat the dork pumpkin.

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