Dear Taze – This is my Grandma MaryAnne. She obviously parties harder than all of you. This is her @ Unis.

BUDDY: With that much booze and weed I’m pretty sure she gets laid more than me as well.

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Today, I flew to see the women that I’ve been in love with for 3 years. We spent the day at Walmart. To buy a plunger. After I blocked up the toilet.

ROLAID:  This gal has a smile from ear to ear while she unclogs your shit from her toilet. She must really love you! Keep her close.

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DEAR TEAM TAZE, I WAS AT A SHITTY HOUSE PARTY IN NEWPORT BEACH THIS WEEKEND AND I CAME ACROSS THIS DISGUSTING CORONA TAT. DO YOU THINK HE IS TRYING TO REP HIS CITY OR THE BEER ?

ROLAID: BASED ON HIS NAUTICAL STARS AND SKIN TONE IM GUNNA HAVE TO SAY HE IS REPPIN HIS CITY.

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