Dear Team Taze, It has been brought to my attention that this loud mouth ass hole has been popin off at the mouth all over face book. I see this rich dude at all the finest restaurants in Newport Beach with his smokin hot babe. I think he is overdue for a good hearty taze.
ELECTRONIC LEP : Hey Fat Pablo Escobar, keep it light on the krispy kreme’s cuz your third chin is showin.
Taze.us – I found an ecological area off the coast of Florida where a herd of blue whales are migrating for an ample food supply. Taze !!!
BUDDY: If you bang all of them it would equal a full 10.
Dear Team Taze, Tiz the season for playoff baseball and i found myself youtubing baseball fights and i came across this. It’s pretty funny.
ROLAID: Leave the poor drunk guy alone. Save the tazer for the dbag Yankee fans. Okland PD is the worst.
Tazer – this is a girl from USC that loves to roleplay before getting the heat layed with my caveman club. she ended up spreading chlamdiya over half the campus and needs to get tazed. -gotrojans
BUDDY: Seeing as her box is covered by a trashcan lid I can already assume that it looks like Oscar The Grouch.
Taze.us – my friend dave tried flipping over a firepit. Huge burns on his face and loss of vision. i think this is a huge self-taze. way to blow it thinking you are cool. -davefriend
BUDDY: Anyone with short short jort’s deserve to have their faces melted off.
Taze – it seems you guys are fans of fat pigs. This is jake from providence and he’s a fat fucking slob. taze his rolls. -rhii
BUDDY: By the look’s of his triple chin chops on his glass I would think that he’s mistaken his beer with a krispy kreme donut.
WOULD YOU RATHER: Have a stupid ass horse face or a really fat pig nose your whole life?
Taze.Us – Girl’s that bulk up work out look like men. Agree / disagree? -redlineee
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